Looking for a new opportunity to commit a felony? Rape, robbery, and raqueteering not your gig? Needing a new vice. Well, here you go.
If you possess one of 240,000 inaugural tickets and go to Craig’s List or E-Bay to sell then you may be committing a (mortal) Federal sin. Your time behind bars is dependent on Dianne Feinstein getting her way in making this a federal offense.
The tickets are posted for as much as $40,000 each. Let’s see, $40,000 x 240,000 = $96,000,000,000 ($96 billion).
If we can do 78 inaugural events each having 240,000 tickets at $40,000 each the bailout is paid off.
Standard Question: Is there anything more important we could work on?
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